Patient [swinging left arm back and forth]: Doctor, it hurts whenever I do this.

Doctor: So? Don't do that!

In addition to his other writing chores, Dr. Write has also been a professional comedy writer. He appreciates the humor language can produce, even when it's unintentional. So he's collected a bunch of his favorite comical stories, puns, typos, and other such word and phrase pieces to share with everyone who wanders into the clinic. As the Reader's Digest used to say "Laughter is the best medicine!" And best of all, this medicine is free.

The Outpatient Clinic has four areas: Real Stuff (errors that actually appeared in print as presented on The Tonight Show starring Jay Leno), Word Play (sites that look at strange things in the English language) and Dr. Write's Outpatient Club (a place where Dr. Write's patients can contribute examples of their own bizarre language diseases.)

REAL STUFF

THE OUTPATIENT CLUB

WORD PLAY